Dear Baby Too,

WHAT do you have against chocolate and coffee?! These are two of mommy's favorite things, but now I can't have them. This is not because of any kind of pregnancy rule against chocolate and coffee, mind you. You just don't like them and you've decided this means that I can't like them either. So what's the deal? Don't you think that's a little selfish given that I'm putting you up for nine months in my four-star womb hotel?

I promise to eat double the orange sherbert if you'll just give me back my love for chocolate and coffee. Pretty please?

Love,
Mommy :P

p.s. Your BROTHER let me at least have chocolate when he was in there. This means, for the moment, I love him best. Care to change your tune?