I wouldn't want Too to read through my two blogs sometime in the future and feel slighted, so here is a list of my second child's accomplishments thusfar...

* Cell division - I mean WOW! Went from two cells to like a hundred bajillion in only five months!

* Successfully growing all four limbs, ten fingers and ten toes! And you can't even count yet!

* Using said limbs to play soccer/Dance Dance Revolution on my internal organs! Big brother will appreciate it if you are able to play with him sooner than later. So keep up the good work!

* Gaining a whole pound! Up from nothing? I mean, that's 100%! Good nutrient absorption, kid!

* Urinating! Yay for plumbing!

* Creating a sleep/wake schedule for yourself. Now, let's just work on the timing of it okay? The 10p.m. -3a.m. awake thing is cute NOW, but won't be when you can cry and be heard. I'm not criticizing, I'm just sayin'.

and lastly,

* You are already a pro at hide and seek. How do you ALWAYS know when daddy is trying to feel you move? Perhaps a future member of the c.i.a.? Hrm...