* I had to break out the maternity shorts. I'm not liking them, though at least the pair I am currently wearing don't come down to my knees like most others I've found. Shorts that come down to my knees make me look like a midget little person. And when I'm pregnant, they make me look like a fat little person with swollen ankles.

* Speaking of swollen ankles, they have arrived. I discovered last night that they now have that fun playdough-like quality where I can push on them and make dents. Joy.

* I just printed out a May calendar. It has my due date on it. That's weird. Also, I just put something back in the fridge that expires BEYOND my due date. Equally weird.

* My brother-in-law is startlingly sure he knows what I am having. He claims he knows for sure because of something Ben said and a couple other context clues. I can't confirm nor deny if he is right, but I can't wait to have this baby and then ask him specifically why he was so sure! I have wracked my brain and can't figure out what it was!! However, I did realize earlier that I slipped up BIGTIME last night with our dinner company when I said something (after he told me he knew for sure) that most definitely would have given away Too's gender if put together with some other information they already had... now I am left to wonder if any of them noticed? (if anyone did, it was my SIL) MY GOSH I can not WAIT for this to be over. I'm so desperate to tell someone, ANYONE, that I actually offered Too's gender in exchange for Sprout's gender last night. Gah.

* I am tired. And hot. Hot and tired. I would not do well with being pregnant in the summertime. Those of you who will be? I wish you luck. But me? I would be a whiny baby about it. I also don't think I would leave the house.